You slave at Wal*Mart until the day comes to proudly walk into WXCT with a name badge that says "Hi, I'm JAY CLARK. You have a voice made for radio and patter beyond compare. You know the tower height of every radio tower east of the Mississippi and know how many towers are in every directional array. You work in a tiny station in Chester and you know that your day will come. Radio is your life. You've even watched through the fishbowl of a kid who actually lived in a radio station for nearly two years. Didn't do anything with the experience, except gain a beagle as a friend, but, well, that's radio. Then, there's a damn good sportscaster who can't make over $7.80 an hour, even as he gives his all to the industry he loves. Radio.
You've grown up in this generation listening to Howard Stern ... now on satellite, pulling down a half-billion dollars in a five year contract on Sirius. And he earned a lot of that in his first year. Today, Sirius is about gone bankrupt, struggling to merge with the only other satcaster going ... XM ... and it, too, is almost bankrupt.
But there is good news, kids ... you, too, could be like Rush Limbaugh. Start out at daddy's radio station in Missouri. Change name to "Jeff Christy" and end up on KQV in Pittsburgh. Then work (and get fired) from the Kansas City Royals. And fired from KCMO in Kansas City. Move to Sacramento and become a God on KFBK. Get hired by EFM Media and get a national show placed on WABC. EFM gets bought out for $50 million by Premiere Networks, which, in turn, gets gobbled up by Clear Channel.
Limbaugh, in ten years (up in a year,) makes an unprecedented $250 million. Buys "EIB 1" - a fabulous jet. Lives in Palm Beach. Broadcasts from near his Florida mansion of 24 acres on the beach. Next time you wonder why there is voice tracking, no localism, syndication gone rampant, why you were beat out for a job because "affiliate rates" have skyrocketed, here's why ...
Life is good. For one person, at least.
And now, life just got even better.
http://www.drudgereport.com/flashrl.htm
Stern has a LOT of people to pay out of his millions. He also gets paid based on different "options" depending on being King of All Media and with high subscriber rates (which are now at 7 million people, of which 1.125 million are his according to the spring Arbitron satellite ratings.)
And you think you've got a bright future. Think again. Here's a guy who now owns three hours of the day for 8 years on 630 radio stations ... maybe yours.
Congratulations, Rush.
Bitter?
(EDIT: Thread title only. - DJ)





