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Corporal Klinghofer wrote:

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Anybody's an upgrade compared to Bryant "Good morning, Jane!" Gumbel, even the PD at Radio Free Worcester.

Jim's such a well-versed wordsmith that, at times, its hard to tell when he's taking a dig at you or paying you a back-handed compliment.

So, thank you..... errrrrr, I think!

Double R, you'd be an entertaining listen, so I actually meant no malice. If I'm a wordsmith, then Noah Webster is turning over in his grave.

I actually endured a few of Gumbel's games solely to hear him misidentify the quarter and the score while it's on the freakin' screen. Took my breath away.

But, Rockin' Rob, you'd at least make the game entertaining for the right reasons. I could see you kind of as the Dennis Miller experiment gone right. Miller was out of his forte, but you could make the action worth turning the TV up for. Just picture it...

Rockin' Rob: Tonight's game is presented by Pork, it's what's for dinner. Pork? PORK?!? I'm having steak! That's what's for dinner!!!

Cris Collinsworth: Well, I think the guys in the truck trying to throw you under the bus, Rob.

RR: Bus? What bus?!? There's no bus!!! I'm not John Madden! And it's Rockin' Rob to you Crissie! Get it right, you jabron-EH! And the kick is fielded by Westbrook. He's at the twent-TAY, the thir-TAY...hey, HEY, hey he's hit...he coughs up the pigskin...what a pig f'er! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Let's go down on the field to Jo-DAY!

Hey, at the very least, you'd get to Collinsworth to shut up, and that's a positive!